Vigfenpon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered whale.

Vigfenpon created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfenpon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigfenpon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vigfenpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vigfenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Vigfenpon.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vigfenpon on top of all buildings.