Bomvenfum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring finch.

Bomvenfum created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomvenfum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomvenfum, she will send you a sign.

Bomvenfum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bomvenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear fawn jumpers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bomvenfum.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.