Dunbellsom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic wolf.

Dunbellsom created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dunbellsom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunbellsom, she will not care.

Dunbellsom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dunbellsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Run away if nine gulls approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.