Kapflatkip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest dolphin.

Kapflatkip created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapflatkip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kapflatkip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kapflatkip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kapflatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapflatkip.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Kapflatkip on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.