Tadtungen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise badger.

Tadtungen created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadtungen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadtungen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tadtungen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tadtungen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never hurt capybaras.