Baflargnillhon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Baflargnillhon created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflargnillhon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Baflargnillhon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Baflargnillhon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Baflargnillhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about stars.