Gombanran Fumrapbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Gombanran Fumrapbog created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gombanran Fumrapbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gombanran Fumrapbog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gombanran Fumrapbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gombanran Fumrapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if nine birds approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gombanran Fumrapbog.