Talgarpom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless fly.

Talgarpom created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Talgarpom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Talgarpom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Talgarpom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Talgarpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed apples to geese while wearing green boots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always help hamsters in need.