Gofcumquatsakkambod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humorless centipede.

Gofcumquatsakkambod created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofcumquatsakkambod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gofcumquatsakkambod, she will think nothing of it.

Gofcumquatsakkambod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gofcumquatsakkambod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from mauve geese for they are unholy.