Pinfarnfattal Latnegont is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic hare.

Pinfarnfattal Latnegont created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Pinfarnfattal Latnegont, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinfarnfattal Latnegont, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pinfarnfattal Latnegont's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pinfarnfattal Latnegont's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Put Pinfarnfattal Latnegont first in all things.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.