Ominontsom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow coyote.

Ominontsom created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominontsom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominontsom, he will remove you from existence.

Ominontsom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ominontsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Ominontsom's priests.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.