Xingarcan Queegquagtap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective fairy.

Xingarcan Queegquagtap created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xingarcan Queegquagtap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xingarcan Queegquagtap, he will torture you forever.

Xingarcan Queegquagtap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xingarcan Queegquagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Xingarcan Queegquagtap on top of important buildings.

3. Xingarcan Queegquagtap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the north.