Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever jellyfish.

Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik, it will not care.

Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yartlikjabtad Hubnuttik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never skip in the presence of great tits.