Vadtanveg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish butterfly.

Vadtanveg created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtanveg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vadtanveg, she will think nothing of it.

Vadtanveg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vadtanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan corsets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your chest violet.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not cook food in pots.