Nellflybab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional slug.

Nellflybab created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellflybab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellflybab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nellflybab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nellflybab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.