Yartmidlad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered owl.

Yartmidlad created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yartmidlad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartmidlad, it will turn you into a plant.

Yartmidlad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yartmidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.