Titcissnad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying goose.

Titcissnad created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcissnad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titcissnad, it will come to you in dreams.

Titcissnad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Titcissnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Put Titcissnad first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.