Narlditbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy fairy.

Narlditbim created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlditbim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narlditbim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Narlditbim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Narlditbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.