Dibnar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless newt.

Dibnar created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibnar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibnar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dibnar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dibnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.