Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent jaguar.

Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg, she will ignore you.

Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hudtagkik Libcadkenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. You must never eat garlic.