Venfebmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring shark.

Venfebmeg created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfebmeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Venfebmeg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Venfebmeg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Venfebmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.