Sugfunart is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering raccoon.

Sugfunart created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugfunart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sugfunart, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sugfunart's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sugfunart's Holy Commandments

1. Sugfunart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never mention horses.