Kimbidfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful bird.

Kimbidfar created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbidfar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kimbidfar, he will strike you with lightening.

Kimbidfar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kimbidfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kimbidfar.

5. Run away if five eagles approach from the south.