Disshatshavrakhivhogciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring camel.

Disshatshavrakhivhogciss created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Disshatshavrakhivhogciss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disshatshavrakhivhogciss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Disshatshavrakhivhogciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Disshatshavrakhivhogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Disshatshavrakhivhogciss.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Fast once a month.