Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous bear.

Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Gepnuttcemjadortzimnutt's name in vain.