Tapriptarprat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous zebra.

Tapriptarprat created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tapriptarprat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tapriptarprat, she will turn you into a dog.

Tapriptarprat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tapriptarprat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine swans approach from the east.

2. Tapriptarprat loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Tapriptarprat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not hurt ants.