Labnutsak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty raccoon.

Labnutsak created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labnutsak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Labnutsak, he will turn you into a duck.

Labnutsak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Labnutsak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Labnutsak on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Labnutsak loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.