Baggombud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing chicken.

Baggombud created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baggombud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Baggombud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Baggombud's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Baggombud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baggombud.