Benlistpanlistgid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy mouse.

Benlistpanlistgid created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Benlistpanlistgid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benlistpanlistgid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Benlistpanlistgid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Benlistpanlistgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

5. Never go into red rooms.