Dapcabdim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful chinchilla.

Dapcabdim created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcabdim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dapcabdim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dapcabdim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dapcabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapcabdim.