Zigbossmap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful skunk.

Zigbossmap created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbossmap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zigbossmap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigbossmap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zigbossmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always obey Zigbossmap's priests.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigbossmap.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.