Tadfubkemyart Rot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever dog.

Tadfubkemyart Rot created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadfubkemyart Rot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadfubkemyart Rot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tadfubkemyart Rot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tadfubkemyart Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from indigo gulls for they are unholy.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.