Dob Bifliststrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omniscient clam.

Dob Bifliststrag created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dob Bifliststrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dob Bifliststrag, it will not invite you to parties.

Dob Bifliststrag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dob Bifliststrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.