Labfarmantim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful wyrm.

Labfarmantim created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfarmantim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labfarmantim, he will strike you with lightening.

Labfarmantim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Labfarmantim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs magenta.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.