Panfigvan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying walrus.

Panfigvan created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Panfigvan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panfigvan, she will torture you forever.

Panfigvan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Panfigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.