Pomcamfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful cobra.

Pomcamfob created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomcamfob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pomcamfob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pomcamfob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pomcamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.