Arphivog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful tortoise.

Arphivog created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arphivog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arphivog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arphivog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arphivog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arphivog's name in vain.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if five cats approach from the south.

5. Put Arphivog first in all things.