Dutomttim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful dolphin.

Dutomttim created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutomttim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutomttim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutomttim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dutomttim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Dutomttim loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not kill nematodes.