Habwipfig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful hamster.

Habwipfig created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habwipfig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habwipfig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Habwipfig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Habwipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.