Lib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow weasel.

Lib created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Never run near snakes.