Hogkimrag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless finch.

Hogkimrag created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogkimrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogkimrag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hogkimrag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hogkimrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.