Gedgennib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful raven.

Gedgennib created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedgennib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedgennib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gedgennib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gedgennib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.