Rotvonbug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful monkey.

Rotvonbug created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotvonbug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotvonbug, she will turn you into a rat.

Rotvonbug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rotvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never paint your arms gray.

3. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.