Sandbimnil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Sandbimnil created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sandbimnil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sandbimnil, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sandbimnil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sandbimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from violet ants for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Put Sandbimnil first in all things.