Diss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Diss created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Diss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Diss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.