Cadsakhak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking wyrm.

Cadsakhak created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadsakhak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadsakhak, it will not care at all.

Cadsakhak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cadsakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Run away if seven ants approach from the north.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.