Mabkarbig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome jackal.

Mabkarbig created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabkarbig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabkarbig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mabkarbig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mabkarbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Mabkarbig's name in vain.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not jump in public.