Sandcudwod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful bat.

Sandcudwod created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Sandcudwod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandcudwod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sandcudwod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sandcudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near mites.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about corn.