Vilpongab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring bird.

Vilpongab created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vilpongab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilpongab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vilpongab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vilpongab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Worship no other gods but Vilpongab.

3. Vilpongab loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.