Ruttgadrull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust wolf.

Ruttgadrull created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgadrull, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ruttgadrull, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ruttgadrull's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ruttgadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never skip near pigs.